Monday At Work: Expectations Vs. Reality


Monday at work is a disaster. Especially after the long weekends. Especially if you were partying all the weekends. Let’s face the reality and see what really happens on Mondays at work…

1.

Expectations

You won’t oversleep

Reality

I won’t what?

2.

Expectations

So you won’t be late

Reality

Did I miss my bus?

3.

Expectations

Boss won’t notice you’re late

Reality

Looks like someone will get beans…

4.

Expectations

After you got your lumps, you’ll just calmly drink your coffee

 Reality

Did we say drink?

5.

Expectations

You won’t have a hangover

 Reality

Um…

6.

Expectations

You will be in the mood for work

Reality

Work? Do I have a job?

7.

Expectations

Time will go by quickly…

Reality

It’s not even 1 p.m.

8.

Expectations

Nobody will notice you’re still drunk

Reality

It’s all I can do, man…

9.

Expectations

Your colleagues won’t be making fun of you

Reality

Yeah, sure

10.

Expectations

You will survive till the end of the day

Reality

God, please, let me go home!

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