7 Funny Break Up Lines That Take Your Cruelty To A New Level


Having to break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend is one of the most awkward experiences you can imagine. Whether it’s someone who’s been a mistake all along, or a person you’re genuinely better off as friends with, or even someone you love wholeheartedly but just can’t seem to make it work, it’s never easy. Well, unless you’re a fan of the “lol im dumpin ya now bye” approach, which is perfectly valid too, especially when you are 13.

In any case, sometimes you just don’t want to get into a deeper discussion of your particular relationship issues, having to explain why exactly you take offense to them sleeping with your hot neighbor, selling your collection of comic books to buy weed, or believing the Earth is flat. For times like these, here are some funny break up lines that get the message across loud and clear – and might even make them laugh, which is a good thing, right?

1. For when you just don’t know how to tell them you should never have agreed to that first date.

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2. For when you’ve both been low-key scanning your surroundings for other potential hookups.

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3. For when your high school sweetheart just isn’t that exciting anymore.

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